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The Oakland Outlaws —Swoozie Hurtz, #540
Weapon of choice: Pint glass
Turn-ons: Motorcycles, muscle cars & musicians
Turn-offs: Smelly feet, rollerblades & metrosexuals
Lucky charm: Pink elephant
Superpower: Reality warping
Weakness: Sobriety
Nemesis: Boredom
Theme song: “Hell is Chrome” -Wilco
I’m most likely to be caught… In a cliché
Favorite munchie: Peanut Butter & Jammer
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