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Oakland Outlaws—Kitt Turbo, #667
Sign: Aries
Weapon of choice: Lactation
Turn-ons: Intelligent, aggressive athletes
Turn-offs: Pompous, self-involved "firm-handshakers"
Lucky charm: Bi-lateral ACL replacement scars
Stats: Fast as fuck
Defining moment: Double-whip executed at a '07 bout vs. the ShEvil Dead
Superpower: Severe wiliness
Weakness: None.
Hails from: Washington, D.C.
Nemesis: Sassy Slayher
Theme song: Knight Rider Theme
Worst Injury: Spiral Fracture of Right (Fibula) aka Broken Ankle
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