For the second time in just a few short months, we would like to thank one of our volunteer referees for all the contributions he makes to the league. Not only does One-Z donate his time to help shell out penalties during scrimmages and bouts, for the past few months he has also stepped up to be our Interim Executive Director of League Operations. Here is a reposting of his story in case you missed it the first time around. Thanks again One-Z for all that you do.
One-Z, recognized by touchable brunette locks that stream from his helmet, is a B.A.D. treasure. Most recently, One-Z was one of a small group tasked with the deadly mission of bringing a coveted beer machine to B.A.D. headquarters. His success in this mission has not gone unnoticed, and his consistency in maintaining the liquid gold contents of the machine makes him one-of-a-kind. Alongside being the first to raise his hand for such harrowing endeavors, One-Z is also a referee, a husband to skater Vagenius, a prized volunteer asset and one of the most positive attitudes on the sport court.
One-Z is the poster child for derby. By providing support both on and off the track, his dedication to roller derby is undeniable. Not to mention the fact that this guy ALWAYS has a smile on his face and a friendly word for whomever crosses his path. Read his responses to our interrogation to discover a little more about one of B.A.D.’s most valuable gems:
What is your favorite part of skating with B.A.D?
I enjoy skating. I have been skating since I was a little boy, it keeps me active and it makes me happy but best of all I’m here to support my wife. She means the world to me and nothing makes her happier than skating.
How did you come up with your derby name?
One-Z was given to me by P.B.Arson. I was at a derby event in the city one evening when I saw Arson strutting around in a PBR onesie. As it turned out it was available to win as a raffle prize. I gave my wife the remaining cash in my pocket, seventeen dollars, and told her to “GET ME THAT ONESIE!” Moments later, six numbers were called out, and everyone of them matched my ticket! It was mine! P.B.Arson turned over my new prize and dubbed thee, One-Z.
What is your greatest derby achievement so far?
As my derby career is just getting started this is one difficult question. But I would have to say, getting the Official Put A Beer On It: Beer Machine from its old home on the second floor of an old tattoo shop to the practice space at Peralta. It took a team of five, working for over two and a half hours, watching this giant patriotic coffin slide down a rickety old set of wooden stairs – nearly killing us all! That has been the highlight of my time with the B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls.
If you had a superpower, what would it be, and would you use it for good or evil?
I like the idea of super healing. A while ago I was outside pack ref when Jane Hammer came flying out of the pack and laid me out. I fell on my left side, at the time my spare whistle was in my pocket. After I got up and dusted myself off I realized that my leg was killing me! I had fallen onto my whistle and it left a huge bruise. Later that same night, Reppa Rations took me down and knocked the wind from my lungs. At that point I knew two things: one, derby girls don’t hold back; and two, it was going to take a lot of time for me to heal.
Kiss, Punch of Marry:
Alf, Miss Piggy, and Barney the Dinosaur
Marry: Alf, how many people know who Alf is?
Kiss: Miss Piggy, too much of a control freak — I’ll kiss and tell.
Punch: Barney the Dinosaur, what a douche.
